The title should tell you
what to expect from this B movie. The Cycle Sluts are a female motorcycle gang,
rolling into a small town at the same time that flesh eating zombies arrive. You
see, the funeral home director (Don Calfa) has been transforming the dead and
using them to mine radioactive material. They escape from the underground shaft
and begin shuffling their way out to find human flesh. Meanwhile, some of
the girls have eagerly found men for a quickie. In the bar, a patron is harassing
one of them and accuses her of being a lesbian. Gang leader Rox (Catherine Carlen)
breaks a bottle and tells him, "For the record, I'm the dyke. Blow me!"
before the bar fight starts. Later with one of the women, "I'm a big bad
bull dyke, and my tongue has been in places you don't even know you've got." The
gang works together with students at the local school for the blind, a dwarf and
others in town to rid them of the zombie problem. Both Billy Bob Thornton (Primary
Colors) and Hal Sparks ("Queer As Folk") appear in pre-fame
roles. It's ridiculous, with low budget special effects, but it's bad enough
to be a good laugh.
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