This is one of those movies
that makes you repeatedly ask yourself why the heck you continue watching - bad
acting, a hokey plot, horrible script and lame special effects. Oh well. A
group of US tourists is taken hostage in the Philippines, and a ninja (Shô
Kosugi) and anti-terrorist specialist Steve Gordon (Brent Huff) are called in
to rescue them. Alby (Blackie Dammett) is the leader of the terrorists, a man
using the worst fake German accent I have ever heard. He hopes to get his lover
Rahji (Sonny Erang) released from prison. Most of the terrorists are women
in really short shorts, and they follow the lead of Honey Hump (Regina Richardson).
How's that for a character name? Honey is a big ol' lesbian, and she tells the
tour guide (Lisa Friedman), "Men are all pigs. You should learn to let a
woman satisfy you." Unfortunately, we don't get to see much action
from them in terms of fight scenes, and there's no sex at all. Darn. Stupidity
all around ... and just not enough Honey Hump :-)
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